Biggest Problem in FoldIt?

Started by LennStar

Steven Pletsch Lv 1

Ponies are overrated, I want a unicorn.

The unicorn should be pure white, and without blemish. I would like the horn to be gilded, but only partially, so that as the twists descend only every other row is golden, the other half of the twist should be treated with a non-degrading opalescent layer that sparkles pretty when light reflects from it. I would like the hooves treated with the same opalescent layer.

The mane and tail should be weaved with gold colored extensions, these extensions should be made of multi-core fiber optic conductors, and the gold tint should come from a tritium based slow decaying phosphorescent source hidden well within the mane and tail, this source should be sufficiently filtered with high grade optics to produced the desired gold color.

The saddle should be made of clear acrylic internally lighted with L.E.D.'s. The L.E.D.'s should be Red, Green, and Blue, hooked up to a voltage regulation circuit and a timer chip so that the colors cycle smoothly and evenly through the color spectrum completing a full red->purple->blue->cyan->green->yellow->red transition in about 1 minute. I would like the skirt, pommel and seat of the saddle of white acrylic so that the light is only visible on the cantle of the seat and the saddle horn. I would also like the stirrups to be clear acrylic with an RF transmitter that syncs the color changing with that of the saddle. The fender and tread cover should be of white neoprene.

In addition I would like a compact misting system built into the shoes, this system should have a small water supply which is buried inside the structure of the hoof, with a gilded rim such that it appears to be a golden shoe. The misting system should emit a small burst of mist whenever the shoe strikes the ground with sufficient force so that the effect of the running unicorn is to cast small rainbows from it's feet whenever it's foot collides with the ground.

Nicky666 Lv 1

Mr. Pletsch, I'm not sure if the foldit forum is the right place to share your "my little pony"-fetish.

But if you're a good boy this year, I'm sure Santa will get you one! :P

admin Staff Lv 1

That is NOT what we wanted, can't you see it's all wrong and how dare you link to such an inferior unicorn anyway? Gosh, such incompetence and deliberate obfuscation of the One True Unicorn. ;)

By the way, thanks, I learned the word cantle, as well as secondary meanings of words like fender.